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Two men walk into a bar. One of them orders the drinks, while the other examines an old fashioned jukebox in the corner. After some careful consideration, he punches the glass on the jukebox and breaks it. Then he calmly walks away. The other man gets the drinks and has a sip, then throws the glass to the floor, also breaking it.

The two spot a window, and so after some planning (of which we will not go through), they break it. The bartender starts getting confused and asks them why they’re breaking all the glass in the bar. The first man takes a deep breath, and calmly says: What?